What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Sure no problem officer.

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why aren't U.S. prisons more like Marine Corps boot camp, were every second of the day there are mandatory activities so that at night everyone is so tired they go to sleep until wakeup at 5:30 am? Would this make prisons safer for all?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

Can the belief of not worshipping Christ held by Jehovah's Witnesses be disproven using scripture alone?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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